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This is the 18th-century equivalent of a shotgun. Yup, back in the age of pirates, many a blundarrrbus wedding took place, and you had to call "blundarrrbus!" to secure a place next to the driver of a vehicle.
"Don't point your blundarrrbus at me!"
by mofro August 07, 2005