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The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.
"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.
by Chief Hosa March 16, 2003
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Deficating while recieving oral sex.
Let's go to the bathroom, I need a Blumpy
by nicky September 04, 2003
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when a girl is giving u head while your on the shitter
it took me a while to find a dirty ass bitch to let me pull of blumpy on her
by arlie September 06, 2004
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"honey,could you come see me in the bathroom? I need a blumpy!
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The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.
Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpy.
by snagot September 08, 2007
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Especially rounded.
Often used to describe chibi or super deformed characters, personal electronics, cars or anything that would commonly have hard angles or edges, that is instead curved or rounded.

A combination of the words "bubble" and "lumpy", used by fans of anime, thought to be originally used in reference to the hands of MewTwo (from Pokémon).
"Woah, is that a Neon Genesis keyring? Chibi Shinji looks so blumpy!"

"The new VW Beetle is kind of like the old one, only blumpy."
by Katherine Thompson December 14, 2004
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The act of giving fellatio whilst having a number 2 (crap, shit, poo etc)
He was getting blumpy on a sunday afternoon
She was drunk and he suggested Blumpy for something different
by Tristan Holloway May 27, 2007
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