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29.
Blumpkin: receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet
I farted while shorty was giving me a blumpkin.
toilet water splashed on her face while getting a blumpkin.
by brentanticus October 19, 2009
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A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girl
Kyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?"

Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me dome when i was shitting!!!"

Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?"

Ryan-"exactly"
by Tre Bay Locc Dogg September 18, 2009
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31.
A Blumpkin is recieving oral intercourse while taking a shit
"yo i was getting a blumpkin in the outhouse the only thing is she didnt know it was a blumpkin.'
by BlumpkinKing July 15, 2009
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the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)
"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim."
"Get the fuck out!"
"I'm serious! She even gave me a blumpkin."
A what?"
"it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet."
"Awesome!!!!!!"
by poopiemcgee June 14, 2009
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33.
gettin a blowjob while takin a shit on the can
variations: kumpkin trumpkin
tht goddamn whore charges extra for blumpkin if ya shit rlly stanks
by cawlahmawtee/bambee/loya May 28, 2009
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34.
While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob.
"Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet! Can I come give you a blumpkin?!"
by D Lee052708 May 20, 2009
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35.
When you are in the middle of sex, and you have to take a dump. You go and take a crap while your girl sucks on your dick So that your boner stays up.
I had to take a shit while i was fucking kandy, but i didnt want my boner to go down so she gave me a blumpkin.
by Legacy021 May 02, 2009
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