Blumpkin Patch

When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.

"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."

"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"

"Steve planted a massive one."

Blumpkin Patch by PeterWalrussocks October 1, 2011

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Blumpkin Patch

While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.

Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.

Blumpkin Patch by Kompteck September 20, 2010

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Blumpkin Patch

A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!

Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.

Blumpkin Patch by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010

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Blumpkin Patch

Instead of going to pick out Pumpkins, you find someone on the Pumpkin Patch, and convince them to suck your cock while you take a shit on the ground. Around Halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.

Hey Dawg! it's almost Halloween, do you wanna go to the Blumpkin Patch?

Blumpkin Patch by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010

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New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

New Jersey Blumpkin Patch by LazerCat July 17, 2025

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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