when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet
give me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce
by mitchey b April 10, 2008
when in the persuit of taking a shit a girl gives you head while ur are taking care of business on the toilet.
after that huge dinner the other night, i got a blumpkin and guess what? there was an island comin outta the wataaaa
by phillies finest April 06, 2008
The act of receiving oral sex while defecating.
Grandma loved the smell grandpa's feces while giving him a blumpkin.
by Patrick S. E. D. March 05, 2008
According to Wikipedia, The Howard Stern Show.
After typing in blumpkin on Urbandictionary, I looked for a more extensive definition on Wikipedia.
by Sir, Yes January 29, 2008
noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man specifically whilst he is seated upon a toiled whilst engaged in the act of defecation. NOTE: Many forget the added requirement that the man be seated upon the toilet during the act; if the man is instead defecating anywhere other than a toilet, this act is instead known as a penny whistle.
So I was sitting on the toilet right? I'm taking a monster shit y'know. Then outta nowhere my girl shows up and just starts giving me a blumpkin! It was pretty rad I guess.
by FuckOffHey April 10, 2015
Awkwardly-Social human who tends not to fit into crowds (even anti-social crowds), often doing random acts of stupidity for attention, or slowly fading away into the Master universe of all blumpkins in which the Original Blumpkin controls.
"hey bro whats up"(normal human sentence) "man imsoo high lets get high, bro can i go to the store for you for a smoke even in -50 i dont care bro, hey bro dont you love lil wayne i love lil wayne bro"(blumpkin sentence)
by thecanadiancreator November 23, 2014
The act of vigorously getting your penis sucked while chucking a DIRTY shit, preferably in cinema 6 Hoyts Wetherill Park
The act that occurred at Wetherill Park Hoyts in Cinema 6, the whole shopping centre had to be closed for maintenance for a whole six months. The stench was so putrid that the managers of the cinema had to have the guilty, Jaiden Mack, return and clean the porcelain bowl of the toilet in which said blumpkin was received.
by jaiden mack June 22, 2014
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