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50.
A combination of the two best things in the word!
Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.
by sosaditty June 20, 2011
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51.
A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.
That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin
by jc112 January 29, 2011
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52.
Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.
Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!"
by LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK January 30, 2009
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53.
To receive fellatio while defecating.
When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.
by snikt April 27, 2008
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54.
when a guy is taking a shit and girl is on her knee's giving him some becky!
come give me a blumpkin
by liltootie24 August 06, 2009
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55.
When girl gives a guy a blowjob while he is sitting on the toilet.
Dave: she gave a great Blumpkin while i was taking a shit.
by Say What ? August 11, 2008
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56.
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka. contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
by Deroc September 16, 2008
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