The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dump
I gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it
by Jayne Goodwall March 08, 2009
When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.
Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother
by Burlybear Bananahammock August 03, 2008
To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.
by IPN April 17, 2011
A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.
That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin
by jc112 January 29, 2011
Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.
Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!"
by LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK January 30, 2009
To receive fellatio while defecating.
When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.
by snikt April 27, 2008
When girl gives a guy a blowjob while he is sitting on the toilet.
Dave: she gave a great Blumpkin while i was taking a shit.
by Say What ? August 11, 2008

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