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When you are in the middle of sex, and you have to take a dump. You go and take a crap while your girl sucks on your dick So that your boner stays up.
I had to take a shit while i was fucking kandy, but i didnt want my boner to go down so she gave me a blumpkin.
by Legacy021 May 02, 2009
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Blumpkin: receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet
I farted while shorty was giving me a blumpkin.
toilet water splashed on her face while getting a blumpkin.
by brentanticus October 19, 2009
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performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shit
ill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch
by timtom271 August 24, 2008
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Getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit. Derived from combining the first to letters of blowjob to the word pumpkin (the size of the shit taken).
Guy 1: Hey, you hear what happened to Marty after Prom?
Guy 2: Yeah! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.
by Jafar6Kumar April 17, 2009
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Having a girl go down on you while taking a shit!
Dude she gave that cat a blumpkin it was DRSN.
by Soulja Boy 420 Copenhagen February 16, 2015
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the act of recieving a blow job while taking a crap
goldstein: last night i ended up at that asian party and shtuck cindy kim!
kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious?
goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar:whats a blumpkin?
goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit!
by blither blither blither July 10, 2008
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When a girl gives a guy head while hes taking a smelly shit.
by shelly dee January 12, 2010
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