the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)
"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim."
"Get the fuck out!"
"I'm serious! She even gave me a blumpkin."
A what?"
"it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet."
"Awesome!!!!!!"
by poopiemcgee June 14, 2009
Receiving head on the toilet while your partner is taking a boo
Baby i really got to go please let me go ok i will no why dont you join me i will only be a min. ok i'll just finish doing what i was doing but now will just call it a blumpkin
gettin a blowjob while takin a shit on the can
variations: kumpkin trumpkin
tht goddamn whore charges extra for blumpkin if ya shit rlly stanks
by cawlahmawtee/bambee/loya May 28, 2009
While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob.
"Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet! Can I come give you a blumpkin?!"
by D Lee052708 May 20, 2009
When you are in the middle of sex, and you have to take a dump. You go and take a crap while your girl sucks on your dick So that your boner stays up.
I had to take a shit while i was fucking kandy, but i didnt want my boner to go down so she gave me a blumpkin.
by Legacy021 May 02, 2009
Getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit. Derived from combining the first to letters of blowjob to the word pumpkin (the size of the shit taken).
Guy 1: Hey, you hear what happened to Marty after Prom?
Guy 2: Yeah! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.
by Jafar6Kumar April 17, 2009
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
by Deroc October 19, 2008

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