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36.
The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.
Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.
by Clexs Wifey March 08, 2012
 
37.
Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.
By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!
by Loremann February 10, 2012
 
38.
Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.
John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.
by mikey.b.fresh February 10, 2010
 
39.
performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shit
ill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch
by timtom271 August 24, 2008
 
40.
To sit on the can and take your morning shit while recieving great head from someone who likes the smell of a mans dick and shit at the same time.
Damn leatherpigboy1@aol.com loves givin great Blumpkins to Men!
by Pigboy June 13, 2005
 
41.
The act of vigorously getting your penis sucked while chucking a DIRTY shit, preferably in cinema 6 Hoyts Wetherill Park
The act that occurred at Wetherill Park Hoyts in Cinema 6, the whole shopping centre had to be closed for maintenance for a whole six months. The stench was so putrid that the managers of the cinema had to have the guilty, Jaiden Mack, return and clean the porcelain bowl of the toilet in which said blumpkin was received.
by jaiden mack June 22, 2014
 
42.
verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.
Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.
by n24 September 08, 2009