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A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girl
Kyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?"

Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me dome when i was shitting!!!"

Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?"

Ryan-"exactly"
by Tre Bay Locc Dogg September 18, 2009
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Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.
Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!"
by LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK January 30, 2009
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The age old activity of recieving a blowjob while pinching a loaf and eating a meatball sub. Experts often let one meatball slip and splatter upon the female's head during orgasm.
Any fine sub or hoagie restaurant should have three rest rooms, one designated for Men, one for Women, and the largest designated for Blumpkins.
by Aditya, son of Kieron October 20, 2006
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gettin a blowjob while takin a shit on the can
variations: kumpkin trumpkin
tht goddamn whore charges extra for blumpkin if ya shit rlly stanks
by cawlahmawtee/bambee/loya May 28, 2009
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getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a number two.
I got a blumpkin the other night after I ate some taco bell. We both needed toilet paper.
by peatmoss941 July 29, 2008
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To take a shit, while being given head.
Blumpkin.
by lucy6505 September 07, 2008
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When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.
Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother
by Burlybear Bananahammock August 03, 2008
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