Blumpkin-When a girl or guy sucks your fucking dong when taking a massive poo.
Guy 1: dude my girlfriend game me the best blumpkin ever.

Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.

Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.

Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.

Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.
by fuckoffyougutterslut February 12, 2014
Where a man is taking a shit and a women polishes his knob
Damn bitch give me a blumpkin
by Bitchwantme December 04, 2013
Where A girl Gives a guy A blowjob while he's on the toilet taking a shit
i was on the toilet and aussie gave me a Blumpkin
by Jacquelyn-renee carol sabo November 22, 2012
The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.
Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.
by Clexs Wifey March 08, 2012
When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.
by xAFx Parrott July 10, 2010
Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.
John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.
by mikey.b.fresh February 10, 2010
When a girl gives a guy head while hes taking a smelly shit.
I gave that guy a blumpkin
by shelly dee January 12, 2010

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