a blowjob given to person who is shitting
the only way to get bobby off is to give him a blumpkin.
by puppadup June 17, 2015
A fat piece of white trash with especially poor hygiene and body odor. A loser who isn't going to do anything with their life and always makes excuses about how their problems are beyond control.
Dude: Did you hear about Christian's car? It broke down again so he isn't going to be able to move out of his mom's any time soon now.

Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.
by DATAyymbr February 27, 2014
A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.
That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin
by jc112 January 29, 2011
Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.
John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.
by mikey.b.fresh February 10, 2010
When a girl gives a guy head while hes taking a smelly shit.
I gave that guy a blumpkin
by shelly dee January 12, 2010
Blumpkin: receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet
I farted while shorty was giving me a blumpkin.
toilet water splashed on her face while getting a blumpkin.
by brentanticus October 19, 2009
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