performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shit
ill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch
#blump #blowjob #shit #fellatio #blumpkin
by timtom271 August 24, 2008
the act of recieving a blow job while taking a crap
goldstein: last night i ended up at that asian party and shtuck cindy kim!
kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious?
goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar:whats a blumpkin?
goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit!
#shit #toilet #blowjob #cindy #kim #is #a #whore
by blither blither blither July 10, 2008
To receive fellatio while defecating.
When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.
#blow job #blowjob #head #fellatio #shit #defecation #toilet
by snikt April 27, 2008
recieving oral while taking A crap.
Man gets home from work feels A movement, goes in to the john to relieve himself when woman comes in to give him a blumpkin.
#blumpkins #oral #head #deep throat #nobe slobber
by Straightliner April 21, 2008
The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.
Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.
#rumpylumpkin #blumpy #lumpkin #blow job #oral sex
by snagot September 08, 2007
To sit on the can and take your morning shit while recieving great head from someone who likes the smell of a mans dick and shit at the same time.
Damn leatherpigboy1@aol.com loves givin great Blumpkins to Men!
by Pigboy June 13, 2005
a blowjob given to person who is shitting
the only way to get bobby off is to give him a blumpkin.
#blumpkin #poop #shit #sex #blowjob
by puppadup June 17, 2015
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