Having a girl go down on you while taking a shit!
Dude she gave that cat a blumpkin it was DRSN.
by Soulja Boy 420 Copenhagen February 16, 2015
To take a shit, while being given head.
Blumpkin.
by lucy6505 September 07, 2008
performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shit
ill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch
by timtom271 August 24, 2008
Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.
By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!
by Loremann February 10, 2012
Its when a #A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.
Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?"
Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?"
Chick-" Ugh never mind"
Guy-"Damn!"
by NiXONs Bak July 28, 2009
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
by Deroc October 19, 2008
the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)
"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim."
"Get the fuck out!"
"I'm serious! She even gave me a blumpkin."
A what?"
"it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet."
"Awesome!!!!!!"
by poopiemcgee June 14, 2009

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