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15.
To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.
by IPN April 17, 2011
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16.
When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.
by xAFx Parrott July 10, 2010
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17.
the act of giving head to a person when their shitting
by grammas tiities October 19, 2009
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18.
When you receive head while you are on the toilet taking shit.
Last night my bitch gave me a blumpkin.
by Gun-it_G-unit August 30, 2008
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19.
when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet
give me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce
by mitchey b April 10, 2008
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20.
Where A girl Gives a guy A blowjob while he's on the toilet taking a shit
i was on the toilet and aussie gave me a Blumpkin
by Jacquelyn-renee carol sabo November 22, 2012
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21.
To take a shit, while being given head.
Blumpkin.
by lucy6505 September 07, 2008
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