Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit...
"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!
by Jesussssssssssssssss April 16, 2009
when a woman blows a man while he is pooping
"I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."
by on vacation June 02, 2009
when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
Rosenberg:Hey Kumar i went to that asian party.
Kumar:Cool! What'd you do there
Rosenberg:I schupted Cindy Kim.
Kumar:Really?
Rosenberg:She gave me a blumpkin
by §nake January 13, 2010
The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.
Blumpkin Haiku:

Stinky poo, deep throat\
Get on your knees now baby\
Man, I love bumpkins\
by MC Flunk August 25, 2008
Getting a blow job while your taking a shit!
"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"
by meloveuloooongtime July 31, 2009
The act of fellatio performed upon a male who is concurrently engaging in the act of defecation.
1: Carter received a blumpkin from Paige!
2: Gross!

(now you have a word to rhyme with pumpkin in your poetry)
by Helen Leichner August 03, 2009
Its when a #A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.
Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?"
Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?"
Chick-" Ugh never mind"
Guy-"Damn!"
by NiXONs Bak July 28, 2009

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