Recieving oral sex while taking a shit.
Yo' bitch gave me a blumpkin last night when yas left fa smokes.
by C bass August 21, 2007
The meaning for everything that is good in life.
Blumpkins! come on it describes itself
by Swat23 January 03, 2006
to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit
thought to originate at Cliff's place in Eden, NC
When Jerry walked into Cliff's Place, Mike got so hot and horny he threw Jerry into the restroom and gave him a blumpkin that he would remember for the rest of his life.
by JoeyT May 16, 2007
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.
Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting.

hmmmmmm
by person2u2u May 08, 2005
The age old activity of recieving a blowjob while pinching a loaf and eating a meatball sub. Experts often let one meatball slip and splatter upon the female's head during orgasm.
Any fine sub or hoagie restaurant should have three rest rooms, one designated for Men, one for Women, and the largest designated for Blumpkins.
by Aditya, son of Kieron October 20, 2006
The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.
Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master.
by Zac! May 02, 2005
on the day after Halloween, you find abandoned pumpkins, shit in them and throw them at an orphanage.
"Jaymac, did you seriously just blumpkin that orphanage? ...you sick fuck."
by Dan Shvartsman November 05, 2007

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