the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shit
Holly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.
by Smoochy da Ryno September 29, 2008
recieving oral while taking A crap.
Man gets home from work feels A movement, goes in to the john to relieve himself when woman comes in to give him a blumpkin.
by Straightliner April 21, 2008
when in the persuit of taking a shit a girl gives you head while ur are taking care of business on the toilet.
after that huge dinner the other night, i got a blumpkin and guess what? there was an island comin outta the wataaaa
by phillies finest April 06, 2008
According to Wikipedia, The Howard Stern Show.
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by Sir, Yes January 29, 2008
Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
Also used as a chant during basketball games.
Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.
by Salt Daddy March 26, 2007
what jp wants from andrea
jp - andrea give me some blumpkin
andrea - no!
tina - i'll do it!
by jTHIZZwhaa November 29, 2005
A fat chick with red hair and resembles a pumpkin
That blumpkin stole my twinkie!
by Bran-Dan April 20, 2009

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