Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
Also used as a chant during basketball games.
Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.
by Salt Daddy March 26, 2007
what jp wants from andrea
jp - andrea give me some blumpkin
andrea - no!
tina - i'll do it!
by jTHIZZwhaa November 29, 2005
A fat chick with red hair and resembles a pumpkin
That blumpkin stole my twinkie!
by Bran-Dan April 20, 2009
The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.
Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.
by snagot September 08, 2007
A Halloween Pumpkin with no eyes
Its got a lot of Fibre in it and it helps u shit.
meh blumpkin
by i am matt shadows September 17, 2009
a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.
blumpkin
by branden areia February 11, 2009
Verb or noun: The act of receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet; defecation during pleasure is optional.

Jack:"Why does Carl always go to the bathroom with Veronica, leaving with a smile on his face?"
John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore."

"Adam got a blumpkin from that skank."
"Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."
by KevinDeath December 10, 2007

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×