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4.
giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating
guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!

crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....
by teh poof June 02, 2005
 
1.
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
by Von Hayes March 09, 2005
 
2.
to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!
That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62
by bread infection October 21, 2005
 
3.
Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.
by blumpkinmaster December 20, 2007
 
5.
when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.
1. that girl gave the best blumpkin'
2. hows my blumpkin' this morning
by Michael Aloian September 14, 2005
 
6.
Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit...
"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!
by Jesussssssssssssssss April 16, 2009
 
7.
A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating:

* In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream
Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.
by Dick Cramden July 21, 2009