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The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol. Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting.
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The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump. Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
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to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before! That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62
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Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has. There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.
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A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating: * In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice. * Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls * Garnish with several kernels of corn * Top with a blast of whipped cream Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.
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1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.
2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN. 1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."
2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga." |
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Getting a blow job while your taking a shit! "This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"
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when a woman blows a man while he is pooping "I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."
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