The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.
by Johnny Bone December 5, 2009
The act of having a Ménage à trois while the woman is dressed as a Pilgrim or Indian Squaw. One guy is in the process of receiving a blumpkin, while the other is in the process of giving the woman a cream pie.
The first Blumpkin Pie.
While Miles Standish was in the outhouse (after the first Thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. John Smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
While Miles Standish was in the outhouse (after the first Thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. John Smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
by Uncle Kreepy November 22, 2011
Blumpkin Pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
Carina: What the fuck is your problem?
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
by edwin gaffney May 12, 2006
(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"
by B77 September 17, 2012
by Fuckthatnoise April 28, 2015
A continuation of a blumpkin, where directly proceeding the ordinary blumpkin, the woman eats the feces.
Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.
Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.
by Mr Emachine February 16, 2005
by D-squared R-squared August 21, 2009