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Simultaneously eating a pastrami sandwich, while getting a blowjob, while taking a dump.
I was was so startled when Scott and Julie walked in on my blumpkin on rye, that I almost dropped my pastrami sandwich. All I could think of was to ask them to go get me some mustard.
by miketort June 06, 2011