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4.
Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.
Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!
by Shep August 15, 2003
 
1.
receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet
that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.
by jedi-one February 24, 2003
 
2.
To get a blowjob whilst taking a dump
Man, I got the best blumpie last night.
by Neil Simonton August 21, 2003
 
3.
to get a blowjob while taking a shit
that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning
by browntown August 28, 2005