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3. blumer
a person who develops late, whether it be sexually, mentally or physically. Usually tends to be a bluff muff who wears black and has junk in the trunk.
person 1: you are such a blumer
person 2: almost as late as leslie
1. Blumer
An ardent fan of actor Jeff Goldblum.
My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.
2. blumer
Someone who is misunderstood by STD carrying whore ex-girlfriends.
Why don't you go down on me blumer?
Because your pussy smells like death.
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