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A bloody cum; while discharging, you may be blumming if your cum is mixed with blood, usually involving severe pain from the penis; also known as male period juice Jerry ruined his bed sheets after spraying blum all over them from shakin' the bacon too many times the night before.
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Adj or Adv. describing the mental state of depression which follow a bout of chronic constipation. After 5 days without being able to relieve himself, a dark sadness swept over the man as he gave into his inability and became noticeably blum.
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a word that can mean many things because nobody knows what the fuck it means WTF is blum?!
titty blum |
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A nickname for a bad-ass person who works on classic cars & motorcycles. (also rad upholstery for any vehicle) It's quite possible for a Blum to show up on TV, Velocity Channel. "Aw, did you see that new bike Blum built?"
"yeah, fucking dope cafe-racer style." |
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When you're girlfriend is on her period and on the pill and you just don't give a fuck but don't have a condom and have sex with her anyways. the resulting mix after you get off is known as blum a mixture of blood and cum. yo dude just had sex with sarah and shes on the rag
ewww dude did she drip blum everywhere after? |
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A mixture of blood and semen produced by having sex when a woman is menstruating. "Shit, shit, shit! I've got blum all over the sheets."
"Aaaaah! It's all over my knob!" |
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A person who's often feels left out... A third wheel. Jackie: I hate hanging out wit you and Janet, I always feel like a third wheel.
Jane: You're such a Blum |
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Blum is the mixture of Blood and semen to form a balance of 75% blood and 25% semen. When in this form it is known as Blum. This mixture originated as the left river of the two separated by the snake. "Mom i was masterbating and i blumed!"
"Ewwww! Look at all the blum!" |
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