Blue waffles 

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.

Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.

Blue waffles by Maleficent 2002 August 3, 2017

Blue Waffles 

Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.

The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.

Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*

Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!

Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!

Blue Waffles by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 21, 2010

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids 

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010

blue waffles 

A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/

Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.

blue waffles by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015

Bluewaffle

A word with so many uses, generally negative. Derived from the infamous "blue waffle" picture (google it, feel lucky). Synonymous with "disgusting whored out vagina covered in blue mucus".

That was a complete Bluewaffle of a day, I got dicked in the face by some drunk asshole!

I got so Bluewaffled last night I stabbed some guy with my dick, in the face!

That guy dicked me so hard in the Bluewaffle, and the face!

Bluewaffle by Samuel L. Jack January 11, 2010

bluewaffle

A blue diseased vagina.

That girl has a bluewaffle cause she never washes it.

bluewaffle by Zack Hudson December 30, 2010

BLUE WAFFLES 

The tore up Vagina lips of a military chick.

That Lynch chick has some Blue Waffles!!

Damn Lynch your Blue Waffles are gross!!

BLUE WAFFLES by Little Country July 1, 2011