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{noun} blu•TOOSHE•bag, Pronunciation: /blu-tóösche-bahg/
1. Slang. Anyone wearing a Bluetooth(R) ear-piece or ear-bud, that doesn't quite play the part of "cool." Amalgamation of "bluetooth" and "douchebag."
SweetPete mocks strangers that are bluetoothshbags, what with their ear-worn devices that are MEANT to insinuate, "I'm sooooo important lookittmeee," but such cranial adornments actually scream out, "I'm a loser yeay."
by SweetPete SweetPete May 15, 2008

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