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Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010
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A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.
"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."
by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 13, 2007
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(noun) plural, bluetards.

A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.

Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB
Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!
by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010
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n., pn. 1.A member of the Blue army. 2. A Blue Army member so retarded that calling him a retard would be an offense to retards everywhere.
by Havoc October 26, 2004
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A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.
"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."
by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 13, 2007
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A synonym for retard coined by the cartoon series "Red Vs. Blue." The term was originally used to describe Caboose, who wears blue armor.
You're a stupid blue-tard.
by Mechafox July 16, 2006
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the reference of someone wearing blue armor as being a retard, only modifying the word, making them a blue tard
Caboose, you're such a blue tard!
by Falcon January 13, 2005
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