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bluesdank 

A trap with long hair, but he secretly doesn't clean said hair out of fear he might lose his pet flea. Wears blue hats to hide said flea.
Damn it Bill, the cat is bluesdank again.
bluesdank by jesus chreest June 21, 2019

bluetick 

The act of ignoring a message sent via the social messaging app WhatsApp, especially one where a reply is expected or requested.
"Have you asked him for the details of tomorrow's party?"
"Yes, but he blueticked me."
bluetick by Randomystick September 7, 2015
A slang term meaning someone with a very small penis.
It is often used to make fun of other males. For example, "Hey, I heard you had a Bauerdick."
Bauerdick by Petr Czech April 29, 2009

bluetick 

Slang term for someone who is "verified" on Twitter, derived from the blue bubble with a tick in it that appears next to their name. Usually used in a derisive sense, particularly with reference to journalists, as "bluetick" journalists will often exist in the same small network and therefore become susceptible to groupthink.
"Some bluetick QTed me the other day to tell me my opinions were bad, my mentions were a mess for a week."
bluetick by BakedBeanBreville November 5, 2019
An extraordinarily small means of measuring length. Never fully determined how small because it's never actually been found and measured due to the thick jungle within which the original Bauerdick is located. However it has been estimated that a single Bauerdick Unit (BDU) may be close to .000001mm or 1mm * 10E5.
"Wow, that ant must be at least a thousand Bauerdick Units (BDUs) long!"

bluesician 

The Thomas Brotherz are Bluesicians.
bluesician by Yazmo May 6, 2003