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blueraja 

Legendary cutlery-warrior from film Mystery Men, who discovers his destiny to hurtle spoons and forks with fiendish accuracy about two thirds into the mental film, and also puts on a spiffing British accent throughout. He also wears a turban, and I worship him.
goon 1: you have met your match Mystery Chump - *guffaw* - give up now!

blueraja: I say old boy, you underestimate the blueraja! Eat spoon you philistine!
blueraja by Blueraja August 3, 2005
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A bluefag is a person (usually female, but there are male bluefags too) who tries to sway a conversation into one about eye color. After she does that, she then proceeds to talk about her own eyes, and fishes for compliments from the people she's talking to.

Bluefags usually talk about their eyes to distract other people from how ugly the rest of their face is.

Note: Bluefags represent an extremely small percentage of people with blue eyes. Having blue eyes does NOT make you a bluefag; bragging about them does.
Bluefag: What color are your eyes?

Regular person: Brown.

Bluefag: Well, my eyes are aqua-blue with green speckles and a yellow outline.

Regular person: Shut up, Bluefag. You just want to talk about your eye color because you're trying to hide the fact that your face looks like crap. Your eye color may look OK, but your eyes themselves look terrible with your face.
Bluefag by Thorgasm March 16, 2010

Blueraven 

One who bans morons, and he who is cooler than the Xizer.
Blueraven owns Xizer
Blueraven by rarg December 26, 2004
The word an old man uses to refer to the completely different wireless system protocol Bluetooth. When this happens is is not wise to show any sign of amusement or the old man will get increasingly angry, possibly causing his heart to give out. This will be preceded by a noticeable twitch of his mustache.
Old Man : "Your trying to hack the internet with BLUERAY!??!"

Guy: *stifles laugh*

Old Man: *mustache twitches angrily* grabs chest.
blueray by Snifferdog February 22, 2009

Bluemagician 

One who deceives and schemes at the expense of others, resulting in complete bamboozlement.
Oh no, looks like the other team has a player who is a complete Bluemagician, watch your backs!
Bluemagician by Redfox5767 April 21, 2021
when you get hit in the ballsack so hard that it turns blue

often happens while attempting scateboard tricks
holy shit that guy just bluebagged himself >_<
bluebag by Logz0r March 15, 2004