Legendary cutlery-warrior from film Mystery Men, who discovers his destiny to hurtle spoons and forks with fiendish accuracy about two thirds into the mental film, and also puts on a spiffing British accent throughout. He also wears a turban, and I worship him.
goon 1: you have met your match Mystery Chump - *guffaw* - give up now!
blueraja: I say old boy, you underestimate the blueraja! Eat spoon you philistine!
A bluefag is a person (usually female, but there are male bluefags too) who tries to sway a conversation into one about eye color. After she does that, she then proceeds to talk about her own eyes, and fishes for compliments from the people she's talking to.
Bluefags usually talk about their eyes to distract other people from how ugly the rest of their face is.
Note: Bluefags represent an extremely small percentage of people with blue eyes. Having blue eyes does NOT make you a bluefag; bragging about them does.
Bluefag: What color are your eyes?
Regular person: Brown.
Bluefag: Well, my eyes are aqua-blue with green speckles and a yellow outline.
Regular person: Shut up, Bluefag. You just want to talk about your eye color because you're trying to hide the fact that your face looks likecrap. Your eye color may look OK, but your eyes themselves look terrible with your face.
The word an old man uses to refer to the completely different wireless system protocol Bluetooth. When this happens is is not wise to show any sign of amusement or the old man will get increasingly angry, possibly causing his heart to give out. This will be preceded by a noticeable twitch of his mustache.
Old Man : "Your trying to hack the internet with BLUERAY!??!"