| 15. | Blue State | ||
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States full of people who voted for John Kerry in the last election. Unfortunatly we were forced to vote for Kerry because the Democratic party are big pussies and wont give us a decent candidate and everybody in the nation is too scared to vote for an independent candidate. I decided to list a definition for blue state after reading another definition where some ass listed a bunch of reasons blue states suck. After reading said list i said out loud "Damn its good to be a blue state."
All in all "South Park" was right: we had to choose between a douche and a shit sandwhich. Eventhough I live in a Blue State I'm still surrounded by red neck assholes who just don't get it!
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| 16. | wee little blue men | ||
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Little blue people from an unknown land that follow pretty girls around and try to get in their pants. They are tiny, maybe 6 in. tall... so, it would be very easy for one to crawl up someone's pants leg. That's why you must be careful of them and always be on the watch. They like to stalk people and should be avoided at all costs. Liz: OMG!!! it's the wee little blue men!!!
Maggie: Watch out! It's right behind you!!! Mary: Don't let it get in your pants!! Noemi: ahhhh!!! |
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| 17. | blue law | ||
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A law restricting activities or sales of goods on Sunday, which stems from the accommodation of Christian Sunday worship. Many states continue the use of blue laws for the sole sake of tradition. Many states in the Southern United States still practice of these blue laws. These are called Blue Law States.
The blue law is usually referenced with respect to the prohibited sale of alcohol. However, it is often associated with the prohibition of any sales whatsoever. "I hate Georgia; you can't buy any alcohol from 12AM Saturday to 12AM Sunday. How am I supposed to watch sports on Sunday without any beer? Damn blue laws."
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| 18. | True Blue Falcon | ||
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A bastardization of two contradictory terms. True Blue is a dated naval/sailing term meaning honest and loyal to a unit or cause. Blue Falcon is used in the modern Army to designate a "Buddy F**ker", that is someone who is not a team player and displays no unit loyalty. Implies a more negative meaning when the terms are put together in this way: True(as in real,bigtime) Buddy F**ker. Seaman Smith is True Blue. He took a cannonball to the testicles but still managed to crack a smile when the Queens knickers caught fire.
Private Tickle is a Blue Falcon. He ate a piece of pie at dinner chow and the drill seargent smoked the whole platoon. Private Englund is a True Blue Falcon. She f**ked her country. |
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| 19. | blue screen of death | ||
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the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.
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| 20. | blue ball | ||
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1. The world on which we (well, most of us) live. Earth.
2. (Big) blue ball, an instant messenger-themed web-forum "We've all got to stick together here on this big blue ball"
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| 21. | blue diamond | ||
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"Granddad, granddad, let me borrow a couple of them blue diamonds..."
-Killa Mike in "Adidas" |
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