| 1. | Blue-Years Balls | ||
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Like "Blue Balls" (the dreaded male condition found here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue+balls)...only on New Years Eve when that one girl you have been doing questionable things with all night suddenly loses interest due to a) passing out b) forgetting your name c) finding an un-popped popper or d) something or someone better than your drunk ass.
"Bro, Jenny and I were totally about to hook up for real when she trailed off talking about Gossip Girl and passed out! Now I have to go deal with my Blue-Years Balls....weak start to the New
Year dude." |
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| 2. | dry balls | ||
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After furious masturbation for an extended time, the balls eventually become over worked and become dry/sterile. Jared, after several years of excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of dry balls
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| 3. | Murder balls | ||
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Blue balls for the potential murderer. When you really want to kill someone, but you just can't for some reason. Weakness, not owning a gun, fear of the consequences, etc. Johnny really wanted to pull a Virginia Tech at his college, but his dad had gotten rid of the family gun a few years back. Looks like he'd be stuck with murder balls.
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| 4. | red vs blue | ||
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A very poor attempt to make comedy from a game using clones of Master Chief. Horrible acting, here is why:
Gus - A freakin' chinese 4 foot nerd. geoff - Pot smoking addict. Been doing it for 8 years. Jason - Likes to drown himself in soda. Burnie - A Texas redneck. Dan - Ex. hax0r for the pie crew. Kathleen - A wannabe slut. Joel - Only normal guy from rvb crew. Matt - Another Texas redneck. Yomary - Likes to fool around with Geoff. o.o red vs blue was a thrown out idea in Hollywood. Thats where Gus was kicked in the balls by a thug because he started to attack the manager viciously.
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| 5. | Youtube Blue Balls | ||
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When you are excited and have just sent your friend a great video and awaiting their online laughter, and they have already scene it. You: Hey check this out it's this guy dressed up as an elderly woman talking about all these crazy muffins.
Friend: Dude, I saw that two years ago. You: Man, now I have total youtube blue balls. |
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| 6. | blue and white balls | ||
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A frustrated state caused by the leafs inaility to win the Stanley Cup in 40+ years. Joe: Did the leafs make the playoffs?
Bob: No, they choked yet again. Joe: I can't take it anymore! I'm getting blue and white balls waiting for them! |
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| 7. | Social Blue Balls | ||
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The frustration that builds up in men who often have very attractive female friends who perpetually "friend zone him". This condition often leads a man down the path of marrying the first woman that comes along who will let him put his dick in her. Any nice guy married to a complete bitch who used to have a lot of really hot female friends, suffered from years of social blue balls.
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