Guy: That's not a blue screen, that's just your desktop.
Asshole: No, because I was just browsing and then it flashed up.
Asshole: I AM NOT!
Guy: Then suggest a better system.
*Guy smashes a guitar over the asshole's head*
windows is fucking gay
what the fuck, the blue screen of death sucks ass. what a great idea to have an operating system with so many holes in it that crashes your computer all the time.