when a girl sucks you off, and snowballs the cum back into your mouth then you snowball it into her ass.
i.e Blaine is sitting at home with his new girlfriend. She says I'm bored Blaine why don't you do something freaky. Blaine replies "i don't do freaky, i do creepy. As Blaine reaches for his misshapen tapered penis his girlfriend tells him she wants something she's never had. "BITCH I'm gonna give you a fuckin blue job. Blaine jerks off in the corner while looking at a gay porn magazine for hours. Finally he gets that sexually convoluted look in his eyes. Baby take it in your mouth. He forces his load into her wide orifice. She spits it into his mouth, so sultry. He turns her around, raises her ass and heaves the splooge laden load into her ass. That was quite a blue job baby!!!
An unsatisfactory blow job that bums you out. Very rare and commonly involves the overuse of teeth.
Guy 1: Hey man, you hook up with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, but she gave me a blue job.
When a blowjob is cut short, and ends in the unfortunate situation of blueballs.
She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.
A task which is always done by the man in a relationship. (Pink jobs
are done by the woman)
Emptying the bins is a blue job in our household
It's when she / he has a face like a glazed doughnut.
A blue Job describes whats after a blowjob
Any kind of blowjob
that involves the use of blue food coloring.
"Do you do fetish? 'Cause I got this big thing for the color blue..."
"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."
Pronunciation: "blüjäb" NOUN. Etymology:blowjob
. Same meaning except for the act is performed by a blue hair
"The new guy was telling us about how he was at a party and was trolling for some Prune-Tang
and ended up getting a killer Blue Job ."
When shes got a face like a glazed doughnut.
You know, after a blue-job, the crusty white sticky stuff on glazed doughnuts.