Dumbass #2 - okay, here i go!!
Dumbass #1 - *lights lighter by friend's ass*
Dumbass #2 - *farts onto lighter*
Dumbass #1 is dead and dumbass #2 just lost a perfectly good pair of pants.. what a shame.
Alternate form: BA
Alt. form: Wow, I had no idea she would go all BA and stalk him!