beat your bludgers 

1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.

In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.

The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.

beat your bludgers by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004

beating bludgers 

See beat your bludgers.

beat your bludgers

beating bludgers by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005

bludgerigar 

A person who sits around all day chirpin’ and doin’ not much else.

Check out old mate, hasn’t done nothin’ all day. What a flamin’ bludgerigar.

bludgerigar by Lady Boladi November 11, 2020

bludger 

Aussie slang for a lazy person.

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"

bludger by bread infection October 23, 2005

bludgeritis 

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

bludgeritis by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

bludger 

a slacker, or lazy bastard

Get back to work Sean, you lazy Bludger

bludger by Now Penions January 6, 2015

dole bludger 

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.

dole bludger by Andrew May 13, 2004