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7.
A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.
"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"

"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"
by aleksandre the great March 10, 2010
 
1.
1.when you dont have to do any work eg. in class

2. when you just lay around all day
1.that was such a bludge lesson

2. i just bludged all day
by spamy April 05, 2003
 
2.
The Australian layman's word for 'procrastination'
I think I'm gonna bludge around a bit today
by Raii April 04, 2007
 
3.
verb
1. (when intr, often foll by on) to scrounge from (someone)

2. (intr) to evade work

3. (intr) Archaic to act as a pimp

noun
a very easy task; undemanding employment
* This guy just bludge at work

* He was sacked for bludging on the job.

* Hey dude.. stop bludging!!!!!!
by don loco February 11, 2010
 
4.
blunt sludge. BLUDGE. a brown liquid that forms at the end of a blunt. it appears when the tobacco wrap is overwhelmed with too much saliva (otherwise known as nigger lipping). it stains everything it touches! don't get it on yo polo.
person #1: whats this shit on my damn lip??

person #2: that's bludge you nig nog!
by muhnameizdrew February 01, 2009
 
5.
CHIEFLY (Australian)
by Rafael Casas Rivera October 11, 2003
 
6.
Consuming excessive amounts of chocolate and watching movies all day despite knowing there is a hell of a lot of work to be done. Bludging can often be in conjunction with relationhip issues, especially for Females - we all know its true.
I have so much work to do, lets bludge. Where's the chocolate?
by Minuit May 10, 2009