blowage 

The Stony Brook University Big Band.

Did you go to the SBU Blowage concert last night?

blowage by Bird Lives September 5, 2006

Blowage 

Something upsetting, from previous sayings like that blows mines
Someone and/or something can be a blowage.

"I g0tta dutch n n0 bud dats a blowage"

"y0 s0n u droped my drink u sucha blowage"

Blowage by j4d3 September 24, 2009

free blowage 

the art of blowing up your holy hole OR a holy hole shuckage

Do you need some free blowage tonight? Yeah. Thanks.
Glaze my holy hole! EMBRACE YOU INNER HOLY HOLE!!!\
Come over! We can play blowage...
It'll be fun AF

free blowage by suckshuckpumprepeat_SHUCKPUMP May 4, 2018

Blossage 

The act of a massage combined with the all mighty blow job

After a long day of golfing in the heat and watching a tripple overtime NHL final game Shaun begged for a blossage.

Blossage by AutoEntropy June 12, 2013

Mind Blownage 

Due to the total plethora of mind blowing, you are left with an explosion of astronomical proportions in the cranial regency.

Example: in the case of felines partaking of cat nip, the mind retracts then expands at an extraordinary rate causing the proverbial mushroom cloud to appear hypothetically (but also realistically, intrinsically, metaphorically, and spiritually, etc.) between their ears in the absence of brain.

"The amount of cheese in the taco was Mind Blownage, brah" - Anonymous

Mind Blownage by Jsas September 22, 2023

blowage 

A noun describing the degree to which a target has been or can be passed.

We can have a maximum of two days blowage on this project before the client will refuse to pay.

blowage by Stuart Concannon February 27, 2005

blowage 

The degree to which a wind-making machine achieves its desired effect. Coined in the "Making of the Lose My Voice" video, viewable at www.carmenandcamille.com

Wow, check out Camille's hair. That's some major blowage.

blowage by The Visualiser September 16, 2008