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995. tunneling weed
A top of shotgunning
two people make a tight tunnel out of their hands and the gunner blows while the receiver sucks.
They're scared to touch lips,they're gonna be tunneling weed
996. The Dirty Nickel
By far the most disgusting district in the Cleveland Police Department. Formly known as the 5th District and now the 3rd District. The walls are falling apart and there are bullet holes in the garage from officers driving by hammered cranking off a few in hopes of hitting the commanders jaguar. Home of clown face the most prolific cop on the east side. The roll call room and bathrooms are covered withs large drawings of cocks and other slander. The night shift sergeant has been seen showering upstairs where reports of staph infection have been present. Althougth its the best place for a Cleveland cop to take a dump in connection with all the entertaining stories and drawings on the bathroom stalls. Its been said the dirty nickel is home to the worst supervisors in the history of Cleveland Police Department.
Chris: "Dude we graduated the academy were going to the dirty nickel!"

Ron: "Yea that place blows some dude out there has a huge cock they draw it on all the walls."

Chris: "Apparently he bangs virgin rookies with that huge cock."

Dirty Nickel
997. uncle jesse
A man blows a load into his own hand. He then proceeds to make out with his girlfriend/wife and runs his siemen-soaked fingers through her hair. Upon finishing his round of tonsil hockey and greasing his better half's hair with his seed, he proclaims, "HAVE MERCY!" This relates to the Uncle Jesse character portrayed by the acting genius, John Stamos, on Full House. Uncle Jesse sported a sick mullet, used tons of hair product, and proclaimed the phrase mentioned above after sucking face with the boner-inducing Lori Loughlin.
After months of sexual frustration, Ted pleasured himself and gave his wife an uncle jesse
998. dick denied
When a girl who isn't super hot repeatedly tries to sleep with a guy and gets offended when he won't fuck her. Usually plays it off to the point when the denial has to occur in order to maintain a level of respect for one's self. You are so disgusted by their desperation you have to deny them. Is mostly used in text slang.
Girl meets guy remotely interested in her, blows up his phone and texts him when he's out the day after they meet to the point she appears desperate . Guy retaliates to her texts with a simple call or message of - dick denied.
999. cummy farting cunt
A cummy farting cunt is when a guy pumps a shiela's ass full of baby batter, then she blows it out of her big fat ass hole. Nice sound effect. Also a derogatory term for a new/used car sales manager within an auto dealership by staff.
Gary goes...'did you burn that old bat on her trade?' Dave goes...'I didn't burn her... that cummy farting cunt cooked her!'
1000. Spits and Splatters
While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.
Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!
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