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1.
n. Synonym for Bigfoot.
Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
by SkidMarkyMark June 05, 2006

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2.
Do not exist.
Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.
by dhfhds May 13, 2011