The week when a girl is having her period, thus she is unable to perform vaginal sex.
"Jen is acting pretty bitchy cuz it's blowjob week... but it's okay cuz it's blowjob week!"
by Unger July 07, 2005
The 1 week out of 4 where your shag bag performs blowjob administration instead of taking your donkey shlong inside her poon due to being up on blocks
shlonginator: hey rory u goin home poundin ur bird later??
rory: no man shes up on blocks
shlonginator: bumour, buts its blowjob week ya?!
rory: does a bear shit in the woods?!
lads: NICE!!

enda: DIES!!!!
by shlonginator April 12, 2007
The week often referred to by women as "that time of the month."

This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)
Man "Hey babe, lets have sex"
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."
by TheHoneyBadger09 January 26, 2012
When in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most sexually oriented activities are put on hold. With an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful BJ.
Girl 1: Ahh it's Blow Job Week in a few days.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
by syphilis July 16, 2013

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