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1.
a cocksucking friend who is worthy of the name blowjob ninja : a sneaky cocksucker
nick galli is a fucking blowjob ninja
by *joe aranda *steve altini December 01, 2008
 
2.
someone who freely gives blowjobs to their man to help increase the peace of their home and ultimately the world at large. utilizing mastery of speed and skill and often striking by suprise, the blowjob ninja may strike early in the morning, late at night, or in a parking garage if the mood is right.
shena snuck up on me like a blow job ninja, and damn my dick is still smiling!
by steve-q December 22, 2012