Kim is usually an attention whore, she'll go out of her way to complain of fake illnesses. She'll even make up her own diseases to become the center of attention, then she'll pretend like she doesn't want the attention. She thinks her life is horrible, although she's spoiled and her parents give her everything she wants when she wants it. She'll lead ugly guys on to make it seem like guys actually want her, when really they just want a one night stand. With the lights off obviously because Kim tends to be ugly. She'll probably glow in the dark anyway!

This girl enjoys: Starting fights, then backing out by saying "Lets grow up guys this is stupid" So her pathetic ass doesn't land in the hospital. She also enjoys selling drugs, then complaining about people who sell drugs.

Warning:

-Don't trust a Kim. There not there for there friends and tend to drop there friends to find newer and 'better ones. To try and become more popular of course, but they always fail miserably. Oh well. I guess that's the karma kicking in.
-Don't look directly at Kim, the light will reflect off her pale skin and it could cause blindness. That or her face will do the job.
-Don't believe anything she says. She likes to pretend she's had sex with half the school, yet half the school barely knows her name.

an attempt to fit a whole wide object into your mouth, as to stretch your mouth width wise like a vagina. Mostly used for chodes and/or very thick sandwiches

A Losey is a slang term for a blowjob. A name of a city may be added before it to make it more descriptive.

i.e. A Green Bay Losey happens outside in the snow

A word used for another in a crowd that you don't want hearing what you have to say f.x. sex words or illegal drugs.

Publix is a Supermarket controlled by malicious, high school degree-bearing managers and their 8th grade graduate assistants. Focusing on customer service, sincere workmanship, and a happy fucking omnipresent smile , Publix is the epitome of the communist crown. While proclaiming to go to any lengths to protect their associates or assist a customer, managers smile deviantly behind their coke-bottle glasses, knowledgeable to the fact that they'll rake in the cash for a "deed" completed, while in actuality completing nothing.Periodically, a monstrous quarter raise is awarded to the prick with unwavering slavery and solitude to the institution. Thus, next time you walk into your local Publix,take satisfaction in your surroundings. Indulge yourself in the fact that you have entered an establishment where a high school degree reigns supreme to a four year degree;where a disabled individual with Turet's probably makes more than you, and where rabid managers exploit their associates and their dignity to thieve you of your very last penny.

A photo bomber is someone who either intentionally or unintentionally ruins an otherwise normal photo.
The "photo bomber" will be doing such things as: making faces, gestures, naked, or getting naked, in a costume, or doing some other equally hilarious action.

The photo bomber will usually work in the background of the photo. Some of the more ballsy photo bombers will go as far as being within inches behind or even next to the people in the picture , or in rare cases, run in FRONT of the photo.

The most ideal way to photo bomb is to successfully ruin their photo without letting the people know that you are forever ruining what could have been an amazing photo and memory, except you're sitting on a bench 15 yards behind them while you purposely have your cock and balls hanging out the top of your shorts while you eat an ice cream cone seductively.

The act of doing a line of cocaine off of a mans erect penis.....often followed by a blowjob in lieu of "gumming" the coke