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A blow job is basically when a guy's like, "Hey! Wanna suck my dick?" and then a very generous and possibly drunk girl is all like, "Okay." After the initial agreement the guy drops his pants and the girl starts sucking his huge horny boner until and eruption/explosion of cum blinds the girl for life.
After receiving permission from his girlfriend, Johnny the man-whore got his cocked sucked good and hard; it was his grandma's first blow job.
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by Captain Penis Jun 21, 2006 share this
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what an asshole makes a girl do when he's horny and there's no condoms.
asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job?
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind
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by Yoneo Jul 25, 2006 share this
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The act of a man or woman sucking on another man's penis. This act is usually performed by first the man or woman kissing or licking (optional) down the man's abdoman. Next, the man or woman unbuckles the man's pants and pull them down to about above their knees. (This allows people to easier hide what they are doing if they might end up getting caught). Then, the man will pull out his penis. The other woman or man then licks the tip of the (possibly)erect penis. While gently messaging the mans balls the woman or man begins to lightly suck on the head of the penis. The act continues as the other man or woman begins to allow the penis deeper into the mouth and throat. The act usually ends when the man ejaculates into the other man or womans mouth. The recipient of the cum should ALWAYS swallow.
Sue gave jonny a long erotic blow job.
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by Kinky8888888 Mar 17, 2007 share this
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n. what most men prefer to anything, sexual or not.
I would like a beer, but I would prefer a blow job.
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by DKAdams Nov 21, 2005 share this
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When a girl goes down a guy and places her warm mouth and the guys cock. This is usually a VERY enjoyable session for the guy. Continues until the guy ultimately has an orgasm.
I got home last night from a horrible day at work. A sat down on the couch and switched to 'The Comedy Channel' and began to watch scrubs. My girlfriend was in the kitchen and she came over to see me. She asked me how it was and I complained. She than looked at me and smiled and kissed me. She than unbuttoned my shirt and kissed down my collar bone. Her tongue trailed down to just above my pubes. There she unbuckled my belt. My breath began to shorten as I ultimately waited for what is next. She pulled my pants off kissing me so passionaltly. My cock began to harden and curve up. Erect it wanted her. I was just wearing my boxer. Her hand began to slowly take them off to where I was naked on the couch with lines from the TV. Her placed her warm mouth on the tip of my dick and began to lick around. Her toungue swirled so fast. Her small hand was around the shaft of my cock. Massaging it gently. She than began to deep throat and hum. My dick was in heaven. I could feel the tip of my dick striking the back off her throat. She didn't gag. The rhythm of her mouth going up and down on my cock became unison. My dick was so hard. She began to go faster and faster. I could feel my balls tighten. I could feel the urge of cum. I held it back. Her ways were to strong. The feeling was to great. I finally began to cum. The wave of pleasure striking me so hard it felt to good. From there she swallowed.

It was the best blow job I had ever had.

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by I.just.love.it Apr 5, 2009 share this
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Activity usually performed by women until they get married.
John: Hey Bob, nice to see you again, it's been a long time..
Bob: Yeah, around 3 years.
John: What happend with Monica? are you still dating?
Bob: No, she is not longer my girlfriend.
John: Oh, what a shame, she use to do such a great blow jobs... upppsss, we'll it doesn't matter now, right?
Bob: mmm...We've got married the last summer.. :(

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by Rafo Jul 20, 2006 share this
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when a guy drops his pants, and a girls gets on her knees.she she opens her mouth and the penis slides in.she moves her head back and forth, toward the mans pubes and back out again, while at the same time using her hand(s) to stroke the shaft of the penis. most guys prefer a girl to deep throat(letting the penis go far down into her throat) which provides extreme pleasure, but isnt necessary to make a guy cum.once a guy reaches his orgasm he will shoot varying amount of cum into the girls mouth, and altho its the most clean way to swallow, most girls can't stand the taste so they spit it out. Its also good that after a guy cums, to proceed with a hand job to make sure he is done doin his business.
"damn john, kobi just gave me the best blow job last nite...drove me WILD!!!"
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by Jilliana Dec 24, 2007 share this
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