| 211. | Point Blank | ||
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breaking wind while receiving a blow job, thus making blow giver the receiver of the True Gift. I was really enjoying Bradley's cock in my mouth when he sweetened the deal by Point Blanking me.
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| 212. | Shockwave | ||
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A move to use on your woman (much like the dutch oven) but it is a kami kazi move for people who don't like the smell of their own farts.
Directions: To properly execute a successful delivery of the death blow of the "Shockwave", one must possess the art of timing and rhythm. 1st. In bed and under the covers, let a dirty fart just rip (eating a Polish diet will make a deadly fart-smell concoction). 2nd. Slowly raise your feet to a level of 1-2 feet. This will fill the chamber (the covers of biological death warfare) with air. 3rd. drop your feet and as your feet are approximately 1/2 way down, raise the the edge of the covers nearest you faces and unleash the payload!!!! The Flash gust of toxic wind will blow right into your victim's face!!! (for best results, wait for he mouth to be wide open- She will taste it!!!! 4th. Laugh at your victim who should be angry, gagging, (and if you took my advice on the proper diet) begging for mercy or even death. Have fun! very effective!! Girl- OMG!!!! WTF!!!! *Gags coughs and gags again*
The Bomber- "That was the Shockwave, baby! and my patented brew;).... he said proudly" (you must include the quote "he said proudly" as the home run of your victory speech. |
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| 213. | Windpipe | ||
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When a woman goes to perform a blowjob and literally blows into a man's penis. Dude that dumb bitch gave me a Windpipe
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| 214. | flaming brain | ||
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A flaming brain is when you take a single large sheet of newsprint, and fold the four corners in so that they all meet in the center. The edges of the sheet are now loosely taped together in a few places along all four lines radiating from the center where the edges touch, and the contraption is then "opened out" to form a hollow ball of newspaper, as close to spherical as possible. Then, holding the contraption so that the corners taped together are on the bottom and what used to be the center of the sheet on the top, the paper is ignited right at the bottom where the four corners meet. If done properly, the paper will become a primitive and short-lived hot air balloon, the hot gas and updraft from the flames lifting the newspaper into the air, for a few seconds before the rest of the newspaper is consumed by the flames. So named because of the appearance (grayish) and shape of the newspaper. Even a light breeze may overwhelm the effects of the flames on the newspaper as well as blow hot ashes to undesired locations, so for safety's sake as well as performance, it should be done when the wind is calm and nothing that is likely to be accidentally set on fire is nearby. Joe: I'm done with the newspaper.
Mike: Oh, you want to take a page and go down to the river and do a flaming brain? Joe: Nah it's too windy Mike: Ok |
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| 215. | Queef | ||
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The thing that makes the wind blow Keep queefing girls i need power for my windmill!
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| 216. | Orrin | ||
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Intuitive person who exceeds expectations. A free spirit that knows which way the wind will blow. Walks with confidence but befriends all. An Orrin will give you the shirt off his back but will expect you to pay it forward. There is just something special about that Orrin.
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