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To defecate a somewhat loose watery stool with a gale force fart behind it so as to cake the excrement like a mud pie against the porcelain toilet bowl.
Please excuse me for a moment from this delectable chocolate sundae desert that you made for me, but I have the need to use the ladies room in order that I might blow some mud.
by HD Medina October 30, 2007

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