| 43. | brett favre | ||
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Except to nothing knowing football fans, most wisconsinites, mississippians, and packer fans, one of the most overrated players in NFL history. Yes he's thrown more touchdowns, and yards than anyone before, but its not that hard when you started every single game since your second year for 16 years(and throwing too much), and no thats not resilience, thats just luck not getting hurt. Playing with a broken thumb doesnt count, it doesnt even hurt. OOOH BOOO HOO a thumb! To add to that, he broke the all-time interception record of George Blanda. Guess how long he played? 26 years. Not kidding, it took brett 9 years less to break it. To add, people think its awesome that he played after his dad died, if you know brett favre and his stubbornness(evident now in the recent packer vs favre case), you know he only played because he wanted to keep his streak going. Dumbass arrogant packer fans think hes the greatest quarterback ever, when he's not. I'll give him top 10. Yes his stats are good(minus being the INT King), but after players retire, they are remembered for winning, not stats. His .500 record in superbowls(1-1) is pathetic compared to Montana's(4-0), Bradshaw's(4-0), or even Brady's(3-1). People also praise him for winning 3 straight MVP's. It's not 3, its actually 2 1/2, due to the fact that his third, he split it with Barry Sanders, barry just gave it to him. Some packer fans even mistake others for him, i've personally witnessed it, thats how dumb they are. All in all... more...
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| 44. | PB n Jay | ||
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The sexual act of two girls engaging in a 69 while a man is having sex with the girl on the bottom, and when the man is about to climax he gives the girl on top a facial or receives a blow job. Bob: Dude! I got a PB n Jay from your sister last night!
Jeff: Cool, she makes them a little sloppy for me though... Bob: She gave you one? Jeff: Yeah... she used to babysit me when my parents would go to the orgy. Bob: Dude we are talking about Two completely different things. Jeff: Oh... OH DUDE! FUCKING SICK! Bob: Dude... Jeff: What?!?!?! Bob: Your mom can suck a dick like a pro. |
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| 45. | sex | ||
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the act of intercourse. jen was relaxing in the hottub wearing her favorite red lacey bikini when all of a sudden jake, her neighbor and long time interest jumped in beside her.
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jen was surprised to say the least, especially since she had never spoken to jake except for the occasional awkward "hi" when passing on the street. she had taken an extreme notice in him since she first laid eyes on his tall, muscled body. she loved the way his eyes and his hair had the same deep brown color, and how, try as he may, he could never keep his hair out of those big eyes. what jen didn't know about jake was that he had been noticing her from afar as much, if not more, than jen had noticed him. jake could not get her out of his mind. everytime he closed his eyes she was there, her long blonde curls swaying in the wind, or her beautiful face staring back at his own with her big blue eyes, or the shape of her body in a fantastic hourglass form. he wanted, needed her. and since he noticed that her parents had packed up their bags for what looked like a long trip, he took his opprotunity now. "hey," jake began casually, "sorry if i splashed you coming in, i don't make the most graceful entrences." jen laughed, "i can see that." "i hope you don't mind if i join you," jake continued, "i just saw you over here and thought you could use some company." he tried to keep it breezy but he distinctly heard a note of excitement in his own voice as he said it. jen caught the note as well and her heart started to beat a... |
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| 46. | The Silencer | ||
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First apply a small amount of hot sauce on your penis, then let the girl give you a blow job, this will cause her nose to run, wipe the snot off her nose and use it for lubrication to have anal sex, after having anal sex get on top of her and titty fuck her while she licks your butthole, while this is goin on you fart in her mouth, she will a puzzeled look on her face but waste no time and turn around and cum in here mouth, don't let her swallow it immediately, then take your penis and shove the cum down her thoart, while you are doing this you piss down her thoart forcing piss/cum down her thoart, while she's forcing this down you shit in your hand and throw it in her face, you then pull a Tony Danza and ask her whos the boss she will probably say "you are" you then punch in the nose and say "No Tony Danza is the boss bitch" you then throw shit in her face again and ask her once again who the boss is she will then reply "Tony Danza" you punch her in the nose again and say "why are you thinking about Tony Danza while we are having kinky sex." Requirements for The Silencer: You must have at least a 10 inch penis, no sexual activity for at least a week before preforming this and only anal sex with no store bought lubricants and you have to be pretty messed up in the head or just really kinky....Warning make sure women is willing participant and beware of her trying to bite your penis!!!!
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| 47. | Brown bomb | ||
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As you are give beloved sex with a female, or male depending on sexual orientation, you are on top of him/her.
right when you feel it comin make sure you dont let it out. you then turn around to where your almost in the "69 position" .. then you ejaculate your massive load onto her belly button, then you squat down so your buttox is right over the cum loaded infested belly button, marking a target. and you quickly drop a fatty brown duecer right on the load. this is easier when you spread your cheeks with your hands so your butt hole can export a turd easier. see "goatse" for more details in this. once you poop on her belly, she will be in shock and not able to move, you then stand up and stomp on it, making the dooky load splatter all over. this is easier if you blow your cumload in her eyes then poop on her belly so she cant see it. then proceed to stomp No shower will wash away the brown bomb i stomped on megan dude! her pussy was nice though
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| 48. | Shwam | ||
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A sex move, whenever you blow your load in someone's face or frontal area unexpectedly, you yell SHWAM! at the top of your lungs. Then tell them to clean up. Girl: almost done?
boy: SHWAM! |
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| 49. | addictive personality | ||
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ever been obsessed with a tv progrmme, band or drugs?
you have an addictive personality, this doesnt mean people are addicted to you, even though, may i add, you are looking smokin' hot tonight. NO. this means you get easily addicted to things, you may spend 90% of your time obsessing over this. but dont worry, well actually do! having an addictive personality can be good or bad. good: if you get a job you are enjoy, you will be so passionate about it you will get right to the top. bad: it is certain you will become a heroin addict, sorry! man: yo girl, will you blow on my wind intrument
girl: sorry i cant i have to blow on my other wind instrument, the oboe, i just cant get enough of it! man: woowww girl, you have an addictive personality |
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