The plastic tampon applicator that is found on a beach after a high tide or a storm surge.
Normally found by children who play in the sand. To save embarrassment or an in-depth conversation with a 3 year old you simply dismiss the buried treasure by non-chalantly saying "Oh honey, you just found a sea whistle!" Then you blow into the top of it to make a sound. You and your children will laugh for hours!!
For added fun you can send the kids on a sea whistle treasure hunt!! gather enough sea whistles
and you can sting them together and make a necklace!
A water pipe oringinating from the middle east where blocks of coal are set at the top to heat the water and flavore or non-flavored tabbaco is set in the designated spot where u make the water bubble and have fun.
HEALTH WISE: because the tabbaco is not set into your lungs it is not AS harmful as any other drug. You blow the tabbaco out of ur mouth after u taste the flavor and that is that.
Grab the HOOKAH and put in that sour apple flavored tabbaco in it!
PERSIAN BITCHES GET THAT HOOKAH OUT SO WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN!
people that have no respect of the "puff puff pass" priniciple.
man, are you going to pass that? Or are you going to just sit there and bogart the bitch all day? Be passing or smoking fool. When it's your blunt you can treat it as such.
Yo, puff puff pass and know ninja lipping. Ya heard. Got friends that drull all on yo shit? If so they should'nt be smoking anything rolled at all. Teach them to be concious of that shit. But some will never learn. Why? I have no clue. Maybe it's a salavatory gland disorder. Through the druller the roach. I know it's hard when it's someone you respect, but you can't even get a smooth direct charge when the paper is all soggy. And on top of that, they don't even pass the shit after hitting it twice. Some people have no shame, none. Just don't resort to harsh words or violence. They are'nt worth your time. "They", being the fucking druller and bogarters. Damn them all to hell. Alright that's a little harsh.
A female who loves the cock so much that she will suck, lick, face-fuck and deep throat one (or more) for hours without expectation of reciprocation or even sex. She gives blow-jobs that are guaranteed to be top-notch, five star, grade A quality. All men will forever compare any future blow jobs to those of the Cock Queen. She is usually ugly, or at best average looking, and tends to be Fat and hungry. Due to her hideousness she is likely to remain undetected by the female population and is a Moped for the many men that she blows.
"That girl Jenny over there is such a Cock Queen."
"Stop dragging your teeth! Where is the Cock Queen when I need her?"
A creature so horrible that if you look at it for to long, your eyes will start to bleed. Lives in drainpipes and grease pits surrounding high schools and universities. The origins of the abomination goes something like this: a giant plague infested sewer rat rapes an AIDS carrying orangutan, in the ass, while in the restroom of a 747. The orangutan proceeds to shit out the ass baby that was conceived. The baby abomination gets ejected out of the plane along with a large amount of shit. While falling, the abomination gets hit by lightning and catches fire. Upon reaching the ground, the flaming abomination slams into a mountain side at terminal velocity and then rolls down the side, hitting every rock on the way down. Baby Bom-Bom then reaches a cliff where it falls off, still on fire, and lands on the ugly tree, where it falls hitting every branch on the way down. It then falls into a campground, still on fire, where a family proceeds to beat it with sticks and stomp it out with their golf cleats. They then dump it into an outhouse that has a good 20 ft of shit in the bottom. Here the abomination matures, stewing in the shit of countless years.more...
Finally, the Abomination crawled out and made its home in the sewer system of a small north Georgia town.
The power of its ugliness attract other uglies like a magnet, so there is an excess amount of nasty in this town.
Seriously, this thing is so ugly that you will want to die when you see it. Its smell is indescribable, but ...
Quite possibly one of the greatest and most exclusive luxury cars of all time. If you want an eye-catching whip that sets you apart and ensures your ability to smoke nearly everyone else on the road, buy one. Coupes are the best for sporty fun, but imagine the look on the face of a Mitsubishi Evo driver when you blast his ass in a Quattroporte sedan. The extreme torque offered by Maserati yields incredible power straight off the line and translates to sustained acceleration throughout the 6 gear range. In a day when it seems that everyone owns a BMW, Mercedes, or other "luxury" car,more...
Maserati offers superior power and class. Nestled in the embrace of your Italian leather driver's seat, you can blow past any of these yuppiemobiles, as well as any rice burners "tricked out" with turkey launcher exhaust cans, turbos, superchargers, erector set style spoilers, or other homoerotic kits that make the car appear to go faster. As a responsible Maserati owner, it will be your task to put these swine in their place. While some newer Corvettes may be able to achieve a higher top speed, the chances of getting to such a speed during illegal street racing are quite low. Skillful manipulation of your transmission should allow you to smoke them instead. Ferrari cars, cousins of the Maserati, will most likely be able to beat you, but there are tradeoffs in everything. Maserati cars feature Ferrari transmissions and engines, however, after you get your ass handed to you by a F...
Largest city in the state of Alaska. Population of 282,813 in Anchorage city limits, and a metro area of 359,180 (source: Wikipedia.com). Where the famous Iditarod race is showcased every year downtown right before the actual race, which begins in Wasilla and goes to Nome, Alaska. Growing at a very impressive pace. When any chain store or business comes up here, Anchorage sales are in the top 5% of the country for quite a while, word to the aspiring franchisse-entrepreneuer.more...
The summer population is much higher, because from mid-May all the way to late August, the sun stays up almost the entire day and night. The sun is up all day on "summer solstice"; the sun sets right above the horizon but never goes all the way down.
Being born and raised (until age 19) in Anchorage, the people are as follows: the majority of people are white, followed by a large coastal Asian population, most being Filipino (from the Phillipines) or other types of Asian/Pacific Islanders.
Southside Anchorage: predominated by white people, most from families with at least middle class to upper-class range net worths. Almost 50% of the teenagers smoke marijuana, and so do quite a few of their parents. There are a lot of "wiggers" here, who listen to and live like they are a part of the hip-hop culture. A lot more gun-toting Caucasian young men who use their parents money to push hard drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. There are good people too though. Most people drive very nice trucks with work...