A sex god.
I go clubbing just to find that Hadjikyriacou.
Vegeta. The prince of all Saiyans, or so he says. Vegeta was the son of King Vegeta of Planet vegeta. They all worked for an overlord named " Freiza. " When Planet Vegeta was destroyed by Frieza only a few Saiyans Survived. Vegeta was one of them. During the Saiyan Saga, is Vegeta's First appearance along with his commrade, Nappa. Goku at this point as not been wished back to life, so Vegeta must have a little fun with his friends. Vegeta does nothing but Watch Nappa tear his friends apart. When goku Arrives, seeing his friends badly injured, and 3 of them dead. He goes into a rage and easily defeats Nappa. Vegeta disposes of Nappa saying " A disgrace! ". Vegeta and Goku's first fight is probably the most rememberd. Since Vegeta is over confident so he underestimated Goku. Still having his tail, and since the Moon was destroyed by Master Roshi, Vegeta used a technique that created a small moon, thus transforming into an Ozzaur ( Giant Monkey. ) Vegeta could control this form and almost killed Goku. When one of Goku's friends chopped off his tail, he was returned to his orignal form. Thus when Gohan saw this moon, he himself turned into an Ozzaur, crushing Vegeta, and forcing him to retreat. Later in the Frieza Saga, he begins to believe that Goku is a Super saiyan but when Vegeta forced Krillin to blast him in the chest causing a hole and having dende heal him ( Because and I quote ) " Everytime a sayian is defeated, He comes back even more powerful the before. " says Vege...more...
A particularly mind-blowing experience currently only having been experienced by a select and very lucky few. It involves very sensual and skillful use of the fingers, lips and tongue all over the recipient's body. This in conjunction with the use of heightened anticipation brings the lucky person a feeling of intense pleasure with the growing need for it to never stop.more...
A FullBody Blowjob (FBBJ) can be preceded by a FullBody Massage with aromatic oils to gently soothe the body into a completely relaxed state in preparation for the pleasure to come. Following a shower to remove the oils, cleanse the body and further relax the body, it's then time for lying back and waiting for the pleasure fest to really begin.
The journey starts at the toes. While at the same time massaging the feet the mouth, lips and tongue go to work on the toes. This is the beginning of the ever-heightening sense of anticipation experienced throughout as the devices of pleasure make their way slowly up the body (bypassing certain areas to drive the recipient even crazier). The journey from toes to nose and back down to the real pleasure playground can take 30-40 minutes or more depending on how long the recipient can hold out.
The entire procedure can be repeated as many times as is necessary to satisfy even the most primal sexual urges. This may require many hours or even days in some cases. As an example, a recent provision of the service by the author to an eager recipient resulted in 3 or...
One of tha top 3 greatest rappers to ever set foot on this earth, which includes jay-z, n yea im gonna say it, 2pac. Not opinion, fact. n e one who doesnt think that kan go n fuck dem selves.
Smart person: u ever heard Notorious B.I.G.? He's the greatist in tha history of rap.
ignorant punk ass bitch: Yea i heard that fat ass wanna b he aint no legand 2pac kan woop his ass lyrically.
An arrogant cocklord! Don't get me wrong, Blink we're one of my favourite bands growing up and i still listen to them to this day, but Tom seems like an absolute jerk! Mark and Travis are cool and all, but before the self-titled album came out, Tom said it would blow everyone's mind. It turned out mediocore at best and had none of the catchy-pop like toilet humor that we had learned to love from Enema of the State, Dude Ranch and Cheshire Cat. After they broke up he started A.V.A and said it was gonna be huge and epic. Its not bad, but comeon Tom, epic? Its not like its the Star Wars trilogy or something. If your reading this, just learn not to hype it up too much and fail to deliver.
"Keep your head still, i'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill.."
Sounds like Tom Delonge ran outta words...
Anyone else notice mark writes much better songs?
1) A dominatrix who specializes in making her clients vomit.
2) Evil captain of the "Heartless Heathers" in the Portland Rose City Rollers flat track derby team.
After hours of nipple twisting and whipping, Tom spewed chunks across the room as the vominatrix administered one final, mind-bending blow.
Someone who genuinely doubts a persons true motives.
-If a hobo asks a cynic for money, the cynic would just ignore him, convinced that the hobo doesnt really want money to get back on his feet, but to get some drugs which were the reason for him being homeless in the first place.
-A cynic is the guy who never had a girlfriend until he was in college, because it didnt take long for him to realize that High School relationships never last the better part of two weeks. He also sometimes feels like the only person in his school to notice this, and probably is.
-If you read a romantic poem to a cynic about the beauty of trees, the cynic would just stare at you and say something to the effect of "Birds and Squirrels fuck in them, and they make big noises when cut down to build yet another highway. Otherwise nice poem (b-_-)b".
-A Cynic is usually someone with above-average awareness, especially if they develop such views at an early age. Being a Cynic through Junior High and High School can save you a LOT of hurt, since you will definetly be able to talk your way out of anything. No arguement can beat cold hard facts, which are what cynics thrive for.
-Cynics are not neccesarily pessimists, and while they do generally have low expectations, they dont blow minor problems out of proportion, since they really dont care in the first place.
Insane Conservative: 9/11! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11!
Cynic: More people die every day from car crashes. Why are a couple planes that got hijacked still on the front page of every newspaper 5 years afterwards?
Insane Liberal: IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH! IMPEACH BUSH!
Cynic: Okay, then what? Get another guy who will inevitably do just as bad?
(teenagers in highschool)
John (close-minded typical high school student): Dude, Jack! I asked out Melissa and she said yes!
Jack ("closet" cynic): So? The other 8 girlfriends you had this year all lasted about 3 days, what makes you think this one will be different?
(Jack's Mind): Am I the only person here who realizes that trying to keep a relationship this early in life is impossible? Just LOOK at all the teenage couples you know who lasted more than a month.
Yeah, thought so. You've got nothing.