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1. Command- Perform oral sex upon me.

2. Taunt- similar to f*ck you. a sign of disrespect
1. Hey I'm feelin' horny, why don't you get on your knees and blow me.

2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can blow me
by bonereater84@yahoo.com February 25, 2006
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yet another way to go tell someone to fuck themself
by shelly February 10, 2003
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Just those two words you say when you cant be bothered arguing with someone.
"Stop being such an asshole, your so self centered and" (interuption by you) "oh blow me!"
by Adampfdaman June 19, 2005
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To tell someone to give you oral sex, usually with a sarcastic tone.
by Tom Power June 03, 2005
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this term originates from the comedy "love guru"
simply meaning BLOW-ME
can be used as a prank
original usage shown below
Will you

Be
Loving &
Open-hearted
With
My
Emotions
???

(will you blowme???)
by That Hippie Dude May 12, 2009
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to invite some one to give you oral sex.
1.Oh word, you tryna blow me?
by DSLOnMyPHD July 01, 2012
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Blow me
often used as a diss
pronounced Bl-ou-mm
Guy 1-you suck!
Guy 2-Blowme bitch!
by blowme baby October 23, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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