| 1. | Lazy Blow Job | ||
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Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done. My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.
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| 2. | blow job | ||
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A blow job is basically when a guy's like, "Hey! Wanna suck my dick?" and then a very generous and possibly drunk girl is all like, "Okay." After the initial agreement the guy drops his pants and the girl starts sucking his huge horny boner until and eruption/explosion of cum blinds the girl for life. After receiving permission from his girlfriend, Johnny the man-whore got his cocked sucked good and hard; it was his grandma's first blow job.
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| 3. | half blow job | ||
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when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope. The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.
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| 4. | Chunky Blow Job | ||
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When a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy thrusts his dick deep into the girls throat and hits her uvula and she starts to puke, but she keeps blowing the guy while shes puking all over his dick. Guy 1: Dude i smell puke! Where is that smell coming from?
Guy 2: Oh it from me, my girlfriend gave me a chunky blow job earlier and it kinda got all over my pants too. |
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| 5. | butt hole blow job | ||
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A blow job given immediately after anal sex After I fucked my girlfriend in the ass, she gave me a butt hole blow job.
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| 6. | Subparaduaru | ||
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The act of receiving a blow job while playing Starcraft. Girl: What do you want to do tonight?
Boy: Well the guys wanted to play starcraft. Girl: I was thinking something a little more intimate. Boy: Maybe you can give a blow job while I play? Girl: okay if you do something for me. Later: Dudes my girl Gave me a Subparaduaru. Dudes: Thats fucking Sick!!!! Me: Got ranked up to Master League that night! |
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| 7. | blow-hole | ||
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the act of receiving a blow job from someone who has a tracheotomy and as you ejaculate down there throat it Geysers from the tracheotomy hole. while Paul s. w. was enjoying a blow job from his girlfriend's mother, his spunk mightily erupted from the hole like a sperm whale cleaning its blow-hole.
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