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1. Blow-Jerky
Getting dome while a bitch is twisting on the base of the shaft.
Woah.. That Luau party was crazy, I got a hella wack Blow-Jerky from a sorostitute.
2. Plaque cock
The dangerous build up of dental tatar on the penis of a man. This horrific transfer can only take place when putting one's cock into the oral cavity of a human lacking dental hygiene and has an enormous amount of plaque build up. The grotesque act of plaque transfer from mouth to cock is achieved when ejaculation has occured and the chemical reaction of semen meeting plaque bonds the cock to the plaque. There is often a struggle to remove the cock from the partners mouth as the bond occurs almost immediately after release. The cock is then left with a plaque ring around the nearest point of where the semen has gathered in the partners mouth. Plaque cock is very displeasing to the eye and is difficult to remove as the only known way to remove is with the use of a strong chemical agent and steal wool. Blow job enthusiast beware, with dental hygiene at a all time low, plaque cock has reached a epidemic level. Although there are no known cases of plaque cock being transferred from one's cock to anothers mouth, it has been known to cause issues when a full plaque ring around the cock penetrates a womans vagina. In this case it has been known to cause the females vagina to smell of old roast beef and eventually cause the vagina to bond together from the plaque. Also known as plaque pussy.
Tommy-"Jimmy you won't believe who gave me a mean blow job the other night!" Jimmy-"who's the lucky gal?". Tommy-"trina!" Jimmy-"dude do you really think that was a wise move? She's got really bad dental hygiene! Aren't you afraid of getting a bad case of plaque cock?". Jimmy-"OMG! Is that why she never smiles? We did it in the dark. I thought she was being kinky when my jerky went off in her mouth and then seemed to be fused to my cock after that!". Tommy-"you better get that checked out." Jimmy-"I've had this very distastful ring around my cock since that night!". Jimmy-"oh yeah, you've got the plaque cock alright! You've got the plaque cock.". Tommy-"shit man! Bitch should be keeping that grill clean. Fucking plaque cock!"
3. sherkying
eating beef jerky in the shower
I felt very manly today. After sherkying, I chopped down a tree with one mightly blow from my axe.
4. Mulatio
a really bad blow job with lots of teeth.
Q"so that girl you were with last night, did she blow ya?"
A"yeah but it was a total Mulatio, I guess she thought it was beef jerky, nothing but teeth."
5. BJ Trifecta
An act performed by the following "BJ" items ocouring at once
- A Blow Job
- eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream
- listening to Billy Joel

Though it is rumoured that all the items being experienced all at once may result in awesome.
There is no example because this has yet to be attempted by anyone ...
( if lactose intolerant, you can complete the BJ trifecta by substituting Ben and Jerrys for Beef jerky....though this may result in accidental top of the head back handing whilst tearing the jerky.)
6. Servin
cuming on your friends face.
god why is there servin all over your face.
7. BJ
beef jerky, blow job or barney's friend.
I bought some beef jerky at the store.

I gave the best blowjob yesterday.

HEY BARNEY! HEY BJ!
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