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6.
nina megan liv's crew
oi oi here comes the blotto crew
by liv May 23, 2004
 
1.
Blind drunk, intoxicated to the extreme
You were so blotto last night
by KING February 17, 2003
 
2.
To be extremley hammered
"my name is otto! i looove getting blotto!!
by wtf?! omfg!!? n00b October 26, 2006
 
3.
Drunk. Other terms which mean 'drunk' are: intoxicated, pissed, smashed, Oliver Twist (rhyming slang), potted, soused, in your cups, off the wagon, slaughtered, hammered, wasted, shit-faced, squiffy, legless, sozzled, plastered, sloshed, inebriated, tipsy, tiddly, paralytic, tanked up, on the booze, on the piss, on the sauce
Wife: "You were the one who ended up blotto last night and introduced your dinner to the 'welcome' mat. You can wash it and then wring it out".

Man: "Right now I feel like it's my brain that needs wringing out".
by Stormsworder February 01, 2007
 
4.
describing a wild night of debauchery, an out of control situation, a crazy fucked up experience.
Dude - hookers, booze, blow, a baby goat!? - jesus christ last night was fucking blotto.
by redjazz1 December 20, 2011
 
5.
A guy you really like but is a huge douche bag to you. or a guy you hate how much you love them.
Girl: my boyfriends such an asshole, but i love him.
Friend: yeah hes a blotto for sure.
by carhar7 June 26, 2011