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Think Blots 

When someone attempts to just dump their vapid, misshapen thoughts in front of you and hope that they masquerade as contribution. They're similar to ink blots, but they're far messier and typically terrible to clean up, if the idea darkening the page is actually given any actionable weight. They are usually found in board meetings or coming from the lips of upper management, uttered towards lower-paid specialists who actually know what they are doing.
Yeah, I had the entire campaign setup for our social media and then our COO came by and left his think blots all over our plan,... totally muddied the waters for the objective of the campaign, and now the Marketing Director wants to redo it all. Ugh.

To be fair, Google this for first attribution: 'youtube think blots' and look for Random Words of the Day post in search results.
Think Blots by rwod March 13, 2018
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Blogsona 

(blog . sona) n; -noun.
the persona or digital personality that a blogger shows their audience / readers. This is not generally a falsehood or a lie, but more of a focus on a certain part of the blogger's personality. Some bloggers can be dishonest and have a total difference of personality, but that is different than accenting or framing a certain type of personality trait of the blogger through their writing. One's blogsona is the sides of the blogger's personality that they would like their readers / viewers to see, recognize, and connect with or be entertained by. Good examples are often of movie and restaurant critics, gossip / celebrity / style bloggers, or how-to or instructional bloggers.
Yeah, electronicoffee is totally bitchy sometimes in his reviews, but trust me- that's just his blogsona.

MrEd86 is way less spazzy in real life than his blogsona would make you think.
Blogsona by Electronicoffee April 29, 2010
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Bloshenko 

A Japanese-inspired Russian sex position. It involves battering up in panko bread crumbs and blowing your partner until enlightenment has been reached.

Not to be confused with a Blospanko which has nothing to do with food.
That sushi meal has made me in the mood for a bloshenko. I'm Vladimir Putin, will you be my Anna Chapman? It's gonna be a real spetsnaz of a night.

The Joker Blogs 

The most epic online version of The Joker. It takes place in Arkham Asylum after The Dark Knight. It's a Youtube series. Look it up on Youtube or visit the website to check it out. Scott McClure plays The Joker.
Dude, I just watched The Joker Blogs! It was awesome!
(noun) An specified area of blogging where people display thoughts, comments, ideas, and concerns for a multitude of topics. Usually referred in personal terms.
My blogspot is about cooking fish on blogger.
blogspot by BaTycoon August 6, 2008
Derived from the words blood and pussy. The act of learning that a girl that you are intimate with is on her period.
"Joey we can't have sex tonight, im on my period."
"Marissa, that's ok I like the ocasional blopsy."
blopsy by Frank Moroder December 28, 2005