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1.
Someone who gives blow jobs on a regular basis.
Ron: "This is a sick party man."
Harry: "Yeah, especially with all these blorgans running around."
by eilatan enitsac January 04, 2011
 
2.
1. Someone who is not only fat physically, but also mentally.
2. A Dylan Bulger
Pat: "Vic always runs up the bill at Applebees."
Lucas: "Yeah, she really is a Blorgan."
by The Kid 2.0 December 10, 2010