Blopaholic 

A person addicted to Black Ops (BlOps). They are easily spotted by their greasy hair, bloodshot eyes and constant references to n00bs and being "1337".

Children: "Daddy, why is that guy passed out in that gutter over there?"
Father: "He's a Blopaholic kids. If all of the cool kids are doing BlOps, and they offer you it, just think of this man, and just say no."

Blopaholic by Beardy Bender November 21, 2010

blowass brothers 

Known as "the Jonas brothers" to teenyboppers and older, even more annoying fangirls alike, the blowass brothers are the next big corporate marketing scam by Disney, which will make a massive profit from them and eventually probably take over the world, at this rate. Like every other recent Disney superstar, everybody is talking about how great they are despite their generic musical style. Hopefully in six months no one will remember who they are, but by then Disney will have moved on.

12 year old: LYKEOMGZZ!!!!!1!111!111 I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS <33333 I'M GONNA MARRY NICK HE'S SO HAWTTTT.
intelligent older brother: You mean the blowass brothers, who lack musical talent and sold themselves out to a corporate giant?
older sister: Hey, that's not funny, I love the Jonas brothers.

blowass brothers by laura said this June 20, 2008

Blogasm 

The feeling you get when you check your blog stats and you see WAY more visitors than you expected.

"Dude, last night I wrote a new blog post about that crazy new action movie. This morning when I checked my stats and saw I had over 2,000 visits, I had a serious blogasm!"

Blogasm by Juan Santini October 28, 2008

blopsy 

Derived from the words blood and pussy. The act of learning that a girl that you are intimate with is on her period.

"Joey we can't have sex tonight, im on my period."
"Marissa, that's ok I like the ocasional blopsy."

blopsy by Frank Moroder December 28, 2005

Blopsy 

A blopsy is what you call a girls pussy when you find out the hard way that she is on her rag. Blo- bloody psy- pussy

"How was the sex last night?"
"Good until we stopped due to her blopsy."

Blopsy by Joe Monaro October 4, 2005

Bloasty

Bloasty is a miraculous level of high that can only be induced by smoking select buds, chosen by Allah, off of the Cannabis Plant of Destiny. It is a combination of the words “blown” and “toasty”, two words famously used by Zeus and Thor. Bloasty is not for, nor will it ever be achieved by, the weak of body or the feeble of mind. It is said that once bloasty is attained, you can feel the breath of Aphrodite on your face like a sweet, delicious breeze. Senses become enhanced to superhuman levels, and time ceases to be relevant. And everything you have ever dreamed of and/or desired becomes a reality. Your Chakras becomes one with the force that is: Bloasty.

DB- "I just discovered the meaning of life!"
JG- "Dude, you be bloasty as a muthafuckah!"
DB- "I be bloasty."

Bloasty by Brothers-in-bloast_DSB y JG October 15, 2010

Blopshka 

Slang term for a person of Indian descent. Called "blopshka" for the general sound of Indian dialect. Many Indians, when attempting to communicate, will make the sound "blopshka", followed by several tongue clicks. This form of communication is frowned upon in the United States, and is generally exclusive to the country of India.

Indian: Blopshka, (click click).
American 1: What?
American 2: Oh, don't worry, it's just a Blopshka. They're harmless.

Blopshka by M.C. Higgins June 29, 2011